-=≡ My girlfriend dumped me so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back... -=≡ Would you fuck me? YES - smile NO - do a backflip -=≡ Best pickup line ever: "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" -=≡ I once banged a little person. I went down on her. She went up on me. -=≡ say: EYE spell: MAP say: NESS -= I told a bartender “Suprise me.” He showed me a naked picture of my wife. -=