You can call me Boss. Are you a helpless, directionless, in need of instructions? I have your solution: apply to The Company and make yourself useful to The Boss. I'm always hiring worker bees, wage slaves, and those who understand their place in the world is beneath me. If hired, you will receive assignments to complete. Your job is to keep your Boss happy, toiling away to make Me even more rich and powerful, while I sit back and enjoy myself. That's what you're best at, isn't it? Working for someone else's gain? I thought so. I'll be waiting for your application to come through...

Thank you for your interest in the position. If hired, you will be expected to work hard. Can you do that? This can be a very demanding job. First, insubordination is NOT tolerated. You will be expected at all times to remember your place within The Company: under Me. You will address Me with reverence and respect. You will not question your Boss. You will not complain when given assignments. Be grateful you even have a job. Second, all staff are required to complete assignments on or before the date they are due. This is NON-NEGOTIABLE. Failure to do so will result in immediate termination. The Boss does not tolerate tardiness.Third, remember why you were hired: so your hard work can make your Boss rich. Poor performance resulting in lost Company revenue will result in suspension of benefits. You REALLY don’t want to lose your benefits.